Washington is a beautiful state but it's also full of a lot of weird and sickening people (like Mort), that would create distasteful products like the following: BrakeNutz. As if the TruckNutz concept wasn't bad enough, some dude had to go out and make a lighted version of the man jewels. There are even 50 different types according to their website including "camo truck nuts and chrome plated truck nuts, glowing truck nuts, pink truck nuts, flourescent orange truck ntus, truck nut keychains, and my personal favorite: lighted truck nuts". What makes it even better is that you can "have two, four, or more super bright leds installed". Just what we all needed, brighter nuts. There's a graphic paragraph over at their website that describes the other types of nuts...if you feel like voiding every man law out there that prohibits the discussion of man stuff.