First they wanted your naked women, now they're after your balls. Bull Ballz that is. In another example of too much time on their hands, Maryland Lawmakers are trying to ban all anatomically correct vehicle decorations. With the fake bull testicles that adorn many trailer hitches around rural America being mentioned specifically.

The measure was filed in the Maryland General Assembly on Monday, February 19, by Delegate LeRoy E. Myers Jr. Myers was quoted as saying that children shouldn't be exposed to giant plastic gonads dangling from pickup truck trailer hitches on (Marylands) roads. The bill would make any depictions of nude anatomy on a vehicle a misdemeanor carrying a fine up to $500.

Pamela Campbell, whose business in Bullhead City, Ariz originated the fake bull genitals seven years ago, said that she was raised on a farm; anatomy was a lesson learned early and openly. She wondered why parents can't talk to their children about the facts of life. "Most people get a good smile out of it," she said. "It's not harmful." "Do we have to neuter all dogs that walk by us?" Campbell asked. "Where does it stop?"

The bill has many delegates who have pledged to support it later in the process.

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